Minerva - Roman goddess of crafts and wisdom* is swimming in the GSO Office next to the phone and fax machine!
Yes, we got a betta fish and named her Minerva. Daughter of Jupiter and Metis, she was considered to be the virgin goddess of warriors, poetry, medicine, wisdom, commerce, crafts, and inventor of music.* No other fish can compare to her warrior like movements, spreading the expanse of her long beautiful blue fins which drape in majestic poetry and flow gracefully as she dances around in her fish bowl.
Minerva was not born in the usual way, but rather Jupiter had a horrible headache and Vulcan opened up his head and out came Minerva dressed in armor and holding a shield.* We had to convince her to come back to the office with us from the pet store by promising a world of studious intellects, quiet reflective evenings, and a lifetime supply of betta treats. We knew right away there was something special about her. Come and visit and ask her what the answer to life is!? She knows all.
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minerva